This site is all about the beauty of the ass crack. Crack may kill, but an ass crack will always bring a smile to one's face. How can you not stop and watch an ass crack as they bend over to pick a flower. How many ass cracks does it take to change a lightbulb ? who cares.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

ASS CRACK AND A CELLPHONE

The ass crack felt lonely and had to call home

 

ASS CRACK IN THE CROWD

Hey guys, the other day I saw some girl's ass crack at an outdoor festival

 

AN ASS CRACK THAT CAN STOP A CAR

Why is everyone honking ?

 

ASS CRACK ON A TINY CHAIR

Tell me the truth, does this little chair make my ass crack look bigger ?

 

ASS CRACK ON THE GRASS

As the breeze flowed through the grass, so did her ass crack feel the wind

 

ASS CRACK AND A FOLDING CHAIR

The more she ate, the more the ass crack slid under the chair
 

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

ASS CRACK AT THE BUFFET

The ass crack had to check out the food 

PUBLIC ASS CRACK

Girl, I told you I still fit into my High school clothes.  I look fine !!!

HOME PARTY ASS CRACK

friends having fun and the ass crack popping in to say hi

FESTIVAL ASS CRACK ATTACK

Wow, I finally have an ass crack picture just for me

 

ASS CRACKS AND STROLLERS

Something about baby strollers that bring out the ass crack in all of us

 

TEXAS ASS CRACK

Everything in Texas is big, except the ass crack

 

ASS CRACK GETTING TOWED

yup all I need to do now is hook it to my ass crack and I can tow it

 

FLOOR CRACK MEET ASS CRACK

With all these cracks around me how can they see my ass crack?

 

Monday, December 27, 2010

ASS CRACK AT THE FOOTBALL GAME

Sometimes the whole crack wants to check out the game

ASS CRACK AT FESTIVAL

Sitting at the festival the ass crack was listening to the MC

Kibles and bits or ass crack ? hmmm

 

ONE PLUS ONE = 2 ASS CRACKS

Ass cracks come in pairs

 

ASS CRACK AT THE ART GALLERY

If I look hard enough, I swear I see an ass crack

 

ASS CRACK AT THE STORE

I wonder how good my ass crack will look with this shirt ?

 

ASS CRACK FROM ABOVE

So this is how a bird sees an ass crack

 

ASS CRACK AND YOGA

the power of yoga can attract an ass crack

 

Sunday, December 26, 2010

ASS CRACK NEXT TO POOL

Ahoy there, I see a Whale tale and ass crack at the same time

ASS CRACK ON A DONK

Poor ass crack is getting a whiplash

ASS CRACK ON ZOOM

Camera guys and ass cracks make a great combination

HALF ASS CRACK

Does my ass crack look too big with these jeans ?

 

ASS CRACKS AND COPS

Cops always say (ass)crack is wack



 

LOOKS LIKE A BLOW JOB ASS CRACK SITUATION

If I shart on the rug, will anyone notice ?

 

SAND BY THE ASS CRACK

I wonder if anyone could brush off the sand from around my ass crack

 

TWO ASS CRACK IN THE KITCHEN

Look Julie, I can see some dumb girls ass crack across the yard !

 

Thursday, December 23, 2010

ASS CRACK ON A STOOL

Little tramp stamp for a little ass crack

 

DIRECTLY LOOKING ASS CRACK

Is that your come ass crack me look ?

 

ASS CRACKS AND JEANS

Why is it that everytime I look at jeans, I feel like I need to poop ?
 

ASS CRACK UNDER THE HOODIE

Just like Snapple,  Ass Crack made from the best stuff on earth
 
 

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

MILF ASS CRACK

Ass crack can show up in any type of situation

ASS CRACK ON A BICYCLE

Fat girl + Bicycle = ASS CRACK

ASS CRACK ON STEPS

As I go up the stairs, my ass crack gets in the way

ASS CRACK BELOW THE TAT

It's not a Tramp Stamp, it's an Ass Crack pointer
 

PINK SHIRT PINK ASS CRACK

I heard you lost your ironing board, just use my ass crack





 
 

ASS CRACK TAKING A SEAT

If I put my hands on the seat no one will notice my ass crack

 

ASS CRACK ATTACK ON THE BEACH

Be happy, at least your ass crack is a size C (maybe)

 

ASS CRACK ON PJs

 Morning time bed hair and ass crack
 
 

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

ASS CRACK ON A Wii

The Video is just funny enough


ASS CRACK ON A HOT BLONDE

Sometimes the ass crack is just purrrrrrfect

ASS CRACK ON A COUCH

The couch feels so good on my ass crack

BEER AND ASS CRACK IN THE MIDDLE

As Joe and Jenine took their picture, there was an ass crack lurking in the background

 

A BONG AND AN ASS CRACK

Just too lazy to hide that ass crack you pothead

 

ASS CRACK ON LUNCH TIME

That's funny I'm starting to feel wood on my Ass crack

 

ASS CRACK ON A PARK BENCH

Just sitting away from the sun so the ass crack can get some shade

 

ASS CRACK IN A MESSY ROOM

It's hard to see an ass crack with all the other mess around it

 

Monday, December 20, 2010

ASS CRACK ON REGGAE

Shake it like a white girl's ass crack


ASS CRACK AT LUNCH

You never know when you'll run into an ass crack


ASS CRACK JUST CHILLIN

I'm just chillin, minding my own business

ON THE PHONE ASS CRACK

Hey girl hey !! I finally lost enough weight to fit into the smaller sized pants.

 

A BUNNY ON AN ASS CRACK

Maybe a playboy bunny will make my ass crack look cute..... NOT !!

 

ASS CRACK ON A ELECTRIC BIKE

If it's electric why do I hear the muffler ? Oh, that's just a noisy ass crack

 

A COUPLE OF ASS CRACKS

Two ass cracks are better than one

 

ASS CRACK ON A RAT A TAT TAT

Add a "W" on each cheek so when I bend down I can hear people say WOW

 

Sunday, December 19, 2010

HAPPY ASS CRACK DANCE

The ass crack dance of joy

ASS CRACK IN THE RAIN

when it rains, it pours ass crack

SMELLING THE ASS CRACK

Before showing it, one must smell the ass crack

KIDS BRING OUT THE ASS CRACK IN FOLKS

One day when you're a big girl, I'll teach you the ways of the ass crack
 
 

ASS CRACK ATTACKS STUFFED BEAR

Ass crack bear sledding practice

 

CHEERLEADERS AND ASS CRACKS OH MY

We got ass crack yes we do, we got ass crack how about you !!




WHITE WHALE TALEON AN ASS CRACK

Nobody will notice my ass crack as I bend down so carefully




SHARING ASS CRACK

Nothing better than a couple in love on ass crack

 

Saturday, December 18, 2010

SINGING ABOUT THE ASS CRACK

In Brazil there's a sexy song about the one and only ass crack


PENDULUM ASS CRACK

As the ass crack moves, so do the times of our lives

SHORT FILM ON THE ASS CRACK

Short and sweet and to the point

BEACHED ASS CRACK

I thought I could protect my ass crack behind this fortress



SUSPEND THE ASS CRACK

Those suspenders really keep the focus away from your ass crack

 

TAT ON A CRACK

I was about to be an extra on Son's of anarchy until I asked Gemma kiss my Tat



COUNTRY SIDE ASS CRACK

Thank you lord for your kind work