This site is all about the beauty of the ass crack. Crack may kill, but an ass crack will always bring a smile to one's face. How can you not stop and watch an ass crack as they bend over to pick a flower. How many ass cracks does it take to change a lightbulb ? who cares.

Friday, June 29, 2012

STONE COLD ASS CRACK

April's Ass Crack started to feel a bit weird knowing it was next to a Rock solid one.


FLAT ASS CRACK

Becky knew her ass Crack was showing when the fellas started making those fart sounds.


ASS CRACK AT DERBY

As Jenny was watching Char-Shank Redemption her Ass Crack was checking out the fans.


Wednesday, June 13, 2012

ASS CRACK AND A PLUMBERETTE

Lucy was fixing the plumbing and her Ass Crack was hoping to get plumbed.


ASS CRACK IN THE DARK

Mercedes and her Ass Crack had been attacked by Julie on that special day of the month.


ASS CRACK IS BLUE

As Kristi was sitting her Ass Crack took a peek at the mustard and felt like throwing up.



ASS CRACK CAUGHT

It was July 18th and Donna had just taken a poop on the side of the ledge when all of a sudden she turned and heard a click.



Wednesday, June 6, 2012

ASS CRACK ON GRASS

Sheila's Ass Crack knew that the grass was just thick enough to "sneeze" into.



SANDY ASS CRACK

As Janelle sat and pondered about her future, her Ass Crack pondered about sand caught in it's cheecks.



Tuesday, June 5, 2012

ASS CRACK PEEK A BOO

Jen's Ass Crack had a moment of relief when it finally realized there was no tramp stamp on this body.



LIL ASS CRACK

This must be the tiniest Ass Crack in the world and it's just so fuckin sad



ASS CRACK IN A GROUP

The girls smelled something foul and then realized Lyndsay's Ass Crack was escaping.



Monday, June 4, 2012

UP CLOSE ASS CRACK

Judy didn't know that her ass Crack was getting squished 'cause she was too busy smelling her dirty finger.



ASS CRACK IN BED

Lucy's Ass Crack felt the breeze from the fan and at that moment it knew Angela had taken all the covers.



BARTENDING ASS CRACK

Charlotte knew that an ASS CRACK = Tips



Friday, June 1, 2012

ASS CRACK MINAJ

Nikki's Ass Crack was practicing being a table, cause it knew one day a can of beer would be placed on top of it.



RED BIKINI ASS CRACK

Samantha's Ass Crack was relishing the times when cheese was not something you cared about



ASS CRACK SITTN

Like a Deer mesmerized by the headlights so was Claire's Ass Crack