This site is all about the beauty of the ass crack. Crack may kill, but an ass crack will always bring a smile to one's face. How can you not stop and watch an ass crack as they bend over to pick a flower. How many ass cracks does it take to change a lightbulb ? who cares.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

ASS CRACK ON A LEDGE

As Kristi was resting her foot, her ass crack was trying to escape.

 

KIDS AND ASS CRACKS

At an early age Forest learned the meaning of the ass crack.

 

ASS CRACK FROM AFAR

Well I'll be a monkey's ass crack

 

ASS CRACK BEACH ALERT

 Somehow the blue rubber band was keeping the ass crack from falling apart.

ASS CRACKS AND MIRRORS

Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the cutest ass crack of them all ?

BIG THUMBS UP TO THE ASS CRACK

Before approving the ass crack, jenny had to give it a quick smell.

 

Monday, January 10, 2011

ASS CRACK KARAOKE

the ass crack likes to come out during karaoke sessions

A POOR ASS CRACK

This poor ass crack was wondering why people were dropping money into it.

 

ASS CRACKS AND CELL PHONES

The ass crack was so low to the ground it saw it's own shadow

 

ASS CRACKS WITH FRIENDS

Julie and Tammy thought it was time for an ass crack intervention.
 
 

A SAD DAY FOR THE ASS CRACK

On this day the ass crack was feeling sad and blue
 

Sunday, January 9, 2011

ASS CRACK GETTING A TEXT MESSAGE

Text message:  Bitch your ass crack is showing

 

ASS CRACK IN IRELAND

For some reason the ass crack thought it was a chameleon

 

TOGETHER AS ONE ASS CRACK

Her best friend had to tell her secretly about the ass crack
 
 

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

ASS CRACKS CAN WASH BIKES TOO

(BIKE +WASH) x (GIRL + BIKINI) = ASS CRACK


ASS CRACK ON AN ESCALATOR

sometimes the ass crack says - I don't give a F..K

SECRET ASS CRACK SPY

what a sneaky mo'fo for a pice of that ass crack