This site is all about the beauty of the ass crack. Crack may kill, but an ass crack will always bring a smile to one's face. How can you not stop and watch an ass crack as they bend over to pick a flower. How many ass cracks does it take to change a lightbulb ? who cares.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

ASS CRACK MULTI FUNCTION

Leah's Ass Crack wanted to show the world it could also double as a Bike Rack.


Saturday, October 13, 2012

TAT ASS CRACK BACK TAT

You can put flowers next to shit and the Shit is still shit.  
You can add a Tramp Stamp on top of an ugly Ass Crack and......


Thursday, October 11, 2012

ASS CRACKS A ROUND

If Humpty Dumpty had an Ass Crack, this is what it would look like !!



Wednesday, October 10, 2012

ASS CRACK CONCERT

Mindy's Ass Crack knew that once the crowd heard it sing, they would be amazed.


Tuesday, October 9, 2012

ASS CRACK AT THE BEACH

Each time Dan heard Cindy fart, for some reason it sounded like a whistle.


Monday, October 8, 2012

STADIUM ASS CRACK

Denise's Ass Crack was so excited about the game it had to take a peek.


Sunday, October 7, 2012

MY ASS CRACK FANS

So we do get some Fan Ass Crack shots of wives but really ??
Can't you try to get an ASS CRACK SHOT !!!!
You took the time to take the photo and so we're putting it on the site
but please ...... please ...... P L  E A S E

send us some nice ASS CRACK shots

send them to 

myasscrack.com@gmail.com 






ASS CRACK ON A BEACH

Sundays are for tiny little Ass Cracks on a beach day.




Saturday, October 6, 2012

ASS CRACK & BIKES

Tamara had a shit eating grin and so did her Ass Crack.



Friday, October 5, 2012

GROOVY ASS CRACK

No matter how tight that belt was, Becky's Ass Crack always sneaked a peek out.


Thursday, October 4, 2012

SALSA ASS CRACK

Gladys' Ass Crack was about to show Hector a move or two.



Wednesday, October 3, 2012

ASS CRACKS & FAMILY

We know this is more than just an Ass Crack but if you're complaining,
 get the fuck out of our site !!


Tuesday, October 2, 2012

RAVERS AND ASS CRACKS

Carly's Ass Crack knew it was about to find out what a full moon was.





Monday, October 1, 2012

ASS CRACK AT POOL

Gina's Ass Crack was worried when it noticed Carlos was coming from behind.


Saturday, September 22, 2012

ZOMBIE ASS CRACK MUNCHER

It's all fun and games till Katy smelled the fart out of Aimee's Ass Crack


Friday, September 21, 2012

BIKINI ASS CRACK

As Loraine turned around she realized she lost the surfboard covering her Ass Crack.



Thursday, September 20, 2012

SHATTERES EGGS & ASS CRACK

Katya thought she was being funny at Wally World, the real joke was her Ass Back Crack.


Wednesday, September 19, 2012

ANT VIEW OF ASS CRACK

Jamie was testing her new pants for the Ass Crack bend and they failed her.


Tuesday, September 18, 2012

BIKE & ASS CRACK

Who cares how ugly you are when you have such an awesome Ass Crack !!


Monday, September 17, 2012

SCENESTER ASS CRACK

As Mike was showing Charlotte the beautiful ocean view, her Ass Crack was peeking a view of the cameraman.



Sunday, September 16, 2012

TINY CHAIR - BIG ASS CRACK

Julie's Ass Crack finally knew what sardines felt like in a can.


Saturday, September 15, 2012

BIG ASS CRACK ON THE MOVE

Kendra's Ass Crack thought it had Swag with that Chain hangin' low.


Friday, September 14, 2012

STAND UP FOR AN ASS CRACK

Tracy was reading her text message but was a little confused.  "Whose Ass Crack is showing?"


Thursday, September 13, 2012

BIG ASS CRACK TAT

After years of getting ridiculed for her Ass Crack, Aimee thought her new Tat would stop all that.


Wednesday, September 12, 2012

TAT & AN ASS CRACK

Dukie was so excited to finally put a check mark next to his bucket list.
"Take picture next to Ass Crack"


Tuesday, September 4, 2012

OLD PUNK AND ASS CRACK

Jen's Ass Crack knew that if it didn't escape soon that peace sign was going to become a drill bit.


BIRDS EYE VIEW OF ASS CRACK

Moments later Britney's Ass Crack threw up all over the patio.


T-SHIRTS & ASS CRACK

Katy was always looking for that extra small shirt to accentuate her extra large Ass Crack.


Monday, September 3, 2012

POINT TO THE ASS CRACK

Dolores always wanted to be a sign that said " This way to the Ass Crack"


ASS CRACK AND A SMILE

Maria could not believe she had been caught with a smile.  Her fart was so powerful that those shorts got pushed down over her Ass Crack.


ASS CRACK WITH EYES

For the first time in his life Joe took a picture of LaTrenda's Ass Crack and somehow he heard it say "What you lookin at Fool?"

Friday, June 29, 2012

STONE COLD ASS CRACK

April's Ass Crack started to feel a bit weird knowing it was next to a Rock solid one.


FLAT ASS CRACK

Becky knew her ass Crack was showing when the fellas started making those fart sounds.


ASS CRACK AT DERBY

As Jenny was watching Char-Shank Redemption her Ass Crack was checking out the fans.


Wednesday, June 13, 2012

ASS CRACK AND A PLUMBERETTE

Lucy was fixing the plumbing and her Ass Crack was hoping to get plumbed.


ASS CRACK IN THE DARK

Mercedes and her Ass Crack had been attacked by Julie on that special day of the month.


ASS CRACK IS BLUE

As Kristi was sitting her Ass Crack took a peek at the mustard and felt like throwing up.



ASS CRACK CAUGHT

It was July 18th and Donna had just taken a poop on the side of the ledge when all of a sudden she turned and heard a click.



Wednesday, June 6, 2012

ASS CRACK ON GRASS

Sheila's Ass Crack knew that the grass was just thick enough to "sneeze" into.



SANDY ASS CRACK

As Janelle sat and pondered about her future, her Ass Crack pondered about sand caught in it's cheecks.



Tuesday, June 5, 2012

ASS CRACK PEEK A BOO

Jen's Ass Crack had a moment of relief when it finally realized there was no tramp stamp on this body.



LIL ASS CRACK

This must be the tiniest Ass Crack in the world and it's just so fuckin sad



ASS CRACK IN A GROUP

The girls smelled something foul and then realized Lyndsay's Ass Crack was escaping.



Monday, June 4, 2012

UP CLOSE ASS CRACK

Judy didn't know that her ass Crack was getting squished 'cause she was too busy smelling her dirty finger.



ASS CRACK IN BED

Lucy's Ass Crack felt the breeze from the fan and at that moment it knew Angela had taken all the covers.



BARTENDING ASS CRACK

Charlotte knew that an ASS CRACK = Tips



Friday, June 1, 2012

ASS CRACK MINAJ

Nikki's Ass Crack was practicing being a table, cause it knew one day a can of beer would be placed on top of it.