This site is all about the beauty of the ass crack. Crack may kill, but an ass crack will always bring a smile to one's face. How can you not stop and watch an ass crack as they bend over to pick a flower. How many ass cracks does it take to change a lightbulb ? who cares.

Monday, March 18, 2013

ASS CRACKS ON STEPS





Suddenly Martha's Ass Crack realized it had a chance to feel a different kind of wood.






Sunday, October 14, 2012

ASS CRACK MULTI FUNCTION

Leah's Ass Crack wanted to show the world it could also double as a Bike Rack.


Saturday, October 13, 2012

TAT ASS CRACK BACK TAT

You can put flowers next to shit and the Shit is still shit.  
You can add a Tramp Stamp on top of an ugly Ass Crack and......


Friday, October 12, 2012

Thursday, October 11, 2012

ASS CRACKS A ROUND

If Humpty Dumpty had an Ass Crack, this is what it would look like !!



Wednesday, October 10, 2012

ASS CRACK CONCERT

Mindy's Ass Crack knew that once the crowd heard it sing, they would be amazed.


Tuesday, October 9, 2012

ASS CRACK AT THE BEACH

Each time Dan heard Cindy fart, for some reason it sounded like a whistle.


Monday, October 8, 2012

STADIUM ASS CRACK

Denise's Ass Crack was so excited about the game it had to take a peek.